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   messageicon Uh oh! The first signs of Fall. Cool weather and falling leaves. Hurry! Jump into your nearest relationship, which will end at the first signs of Spring.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 12:38 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon A reporter asked Philadelphia Eagles QB Micheal Vick what the biggest difference is between prison and the NFL. He replied, "In the NFL, I only have 11 guys I have to run away from that's trying to get my ass."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 10:35 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all females that got a message from me that said "Hell yes....When & where?" I'm sorry,that was before I knew about this numbers game.In my defense,what was I supposed 2 think when you sent me a message that just said "69"? I thought you were asking me
←Rate | 12-08-2010 10:38 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon White girls get pregnant and get their own season of 16 and Pregnant but when Black girls get pregnant they get 30 minutes of Maury.
←Rate | 12-14-2010 00:39 by Q Comments (1)  


   messageicon I gotta admit, I got a lil excited when I heard they're remaking Total Recall, this time with Colin Farrell. I was wondering who they'd get to play the 3 breasted mutant prostitute ... then it hit me ... SNOOKI would be perfect!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 12:36 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats with these punks with their brightly coloured hair doing down the pub , I thought I stumbled into fraggle rock
←Rate | 04-20-2011 05:43 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr. Dre has changed the name of his album from Detox to Unicorn. We can only assume it's because it's something that no one is ever gonna actually see
←Rate | 04-20-2011 14:15 by Q Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since President Obama had to show his birth certificate... I am going to need Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann to show me a copy of their HS diploma... Because I have doubts..
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:14 by Q Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't know which changes more often, facebook or a womens personality?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 09:46 by Q Comments (0)  



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