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   messageicon If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?
←Rate | 02-11-2012 18:18 by PAL Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Valentine's day. Tell us about how lonely you are, we all care so much!
←Rate | 02-14-2012 22:02 by PAL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bi**ch!
←Rate | 02-28-2012 12:16 by PAL Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm like God to this girl. I'm always watching her...... & she's never seen me. - Stalker
←Rate | 02-28-2012 12:19 by PAL Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone throws a stone at you, be nice and throw a flower at them........ but remember to throw the flower pot with it!!!!!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 11:01 by PAL Comments (0)  



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