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   messageicon The song London Bridge Is Falling Down now makes sense!!
←Rate | 08-10-2011 00:39 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard Obama is going on a 9-day vacation, I just assumed he's been on vacation.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 12:08 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon My typical morning where I can turn water into coffee!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grocery shopping right after a buffet dinner sucks!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is going to announce a new plan to get Americans back to work but it won't air until after Labor day.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:28 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard Steve Jobs Resigned from Apple Computers. His last thing to show people today was called a iquit.....
←Rate | 08-25-2011 00:53 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Labor Day weekend and I am still deep in LABOR.......
←Rate | 09-05-2011 00:29 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Something couples do together that causes breakups is called Home Improvement
←Rate | 09-17-2011 15:48 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took one of my wife's vitamins this morning if anybody wants to go shoe shopping or ask my opinion on curtains, call me
←Rate | 10-20-2011 00:20 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Philadelphia man that bought a $4.00 painting but inside is a $2.5 million dollar worth Declaration of Independence document. Ok the song Philadelphia Freedom comes to mind
←Rate | 10-20-2011 00:29 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did the chicken cross the road? To show POSSUM's that it can be done!!
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:46 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon They are out hunting Duck at the protective wildlife refuge. Who is protected me or the wildlife?
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:12 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is safe to cook a turkey from the frozen state. The cooking time will take at least 50 percent longer....... REDNECK COOKIN
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:14 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama to visit Disney World on Thursday. I guess they are planning on expanding and hiring more people or he just wants another vacation
←Rate | 01-17-2012 20:28 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon OBAMA State Of the Union Address tonight!!! It is going to literally knock your Taxes off!!
←Rate | 01-24-2012 20:39 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the economy......The 5 second rule has been upgraded to the 10 second rule. We just can't afford to be throwing away food....
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:28 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When OBAMA said he is going to get the jobs back from China were the jobs swimming back to America, because it is taking awhile
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:08 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my address for some reason. If you want to bring me a dream you can deposit it in my bank account!!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:29 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back in the day I used to kill myself getting to a ringing telephone... Now I don't even get up because the caller ID is on my TV...
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:33 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Desperate Housewives is on my TV.... I am DESPERATE trying to find the remote to turn this crap off!!
←Rate | 03-12-2012 00:36 by Oregon Comments (0)  


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