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   messageicon How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?
←Rate | 04-15-2012 08:37 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men who are single, are single by choice. Women who are single, are single because they're b@t $hit cr@zy.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 19:21 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever skip a day from taking a shower, and you run your finger behind your ears and it smells like parmesan cheese?
←Rate | 04-29-2012 20:28 by Mondays Press Comments (1)  


   messageicon Two weeks 'til America's Got Talent. Judges: A has been radio jock. An unfunny comedian. And a woman who's husband would have never advanced on this show.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 01:26 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized why Obama raised tobacco taxes to exponential levels. It's pure profit from all his supporters continually blowing smoke up his a$$.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 10:11 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, there you are all hot and everything; then you post a pic of you with your kids...1 and 3 years old. Negate!
←Rate | 05-19-2012 07:38 by Mondays Press Comments (0)  



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