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   messageicon I'm so glad I don't have to hunt for my own food. I don't even know where sandwiches live
←Rate | 01-17-2017 08:43 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a very short attention span. Sometimes I bacon is delicious
←Rate | 01-17-2017 08:45 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had so much Chinese food for breakfast I can barely wok
←Rate | 01-17-2017 11:01 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face your life, don't Facebook your life
←Rate | 01-18-2017 21:01 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people don't have issues… They have a whole subscription
←Rate | 01-18-2017 21:02 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja poo. The feeling that you've been through this crap before
←Rate | 01-18-2017 21:03 by Mister E Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whoever determined that a 1 inch size candy bar should be called "fun sized" need to reevaluate their entertainment expectations
←Rate | 01-18-2017 21:06 by Mister E Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
←Rate | 02-01-2017 10:15 by Mister E Comments (0)  



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