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   messageicon I wish I had a "friend with benefits." By benefits, I mean they'd own an ice cream store and the benefits would be free ice cream.
←Rate | 09-13-2017 18:53 by MichaeltheItalian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lactose intolerance is said to be the primary cause of a cheesy combustible.
←Rate | 09-14-2017 19:28 by MichaeltheItalian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm guessing an appropriate term for those pics women take of their own rear-ends could be labeled as "smellfies."
←Rate | 09-23-2017 08:54 by MichaeltheItalian Comments (0)  



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