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   messageicon Confucius says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget
←Rate | 11-10-2010 05:38 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word to the wise... Sending an engagement request to your girlfriends facebook is not a good way to propose
←Rate | 11-10-2010 05:44 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of spending the cab money on more shots and just taking the ambulance home
←Rate | 11-10-2010 05:48 by Michael Askins Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know those packets that come in beef jerky to keep it fresh? I just ate one... And it wasnt half bad..
←Rate | 11-11-2010 05:38 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 05:38 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 09:44 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if you have multiple personalities and threaten to kill yourself, is it considered a hostage situation?
←Rate | 11-12-2010 09:47 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon idiot noun \ˈi-dē-ət\ - One who disagrees with me
←Rate | 11-13-2010 06:08 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's tricky when you're ignoring someone and they ask you if you're ignoring them.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 04:52 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes being vague, because it's almost as fun as doing this other thing.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 08:39 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon you get what you pay for... Nothing proves this more than toilet paper and hookers
←Rate | 11-25-2010 06:21 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Likes being vague.. because its almost as fun as doing this other thing..
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:23 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:25 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks spell check is for the week
←Rate | 12-18-2010 18:49 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word to the wise... Sending an engagement request to your girlfriends facebook is not a good way to propose
←Rate | 12-18-2010 18:50 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes Facebook because I can say whatever I want about anyone as long as it's carefully worded so you can't tell that I'm talking about you, Rebecca.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 20:11 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just seen someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty running down the road being chased by a Rottweiler..... Today is off to a great start!!!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 16:58 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happiness is'nt getting what you want, it is wanting what you've got
←Rate | 03-18-2011 19:09 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone needs to just calm down, I have it on good authority that the Anthony case has been re-opened! There was a witness and he just so happens to be the presiding judge. Trial is set to begin the moment she takes her last breath.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 23:39 by michael askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people winked and "laughed out loud" in real life half as much as they did when they were texting the world would be a very creepy place ;) lol
←Rate | 07-09-2011 18:03 by michael askins Comments (0)  

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