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   messageicon I know I am a guy but stopping offended when I try to breast-feed in public. Besides, it helps my dog and I bond better
←Rate | 02-21-2017 12:31 by Me E Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is a watermelon why isn't there an earthmelon and firemelon and airmelon? You know…the elemelons
←Rate | 03-26-2017 12:30 by Me E Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this flute solo for the next 90 minutes
←Rate | 03-26-2017 19:33 by Me E Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you think about it, isn't egg salad really chicken salad?
←Rate | 03-30-2017 11:10 by Me E Comments (1)  


   messageicon The pollen count is so high meth labs are busy trying to turn their meth back into Benadryl
←Rate | 04-17-2017 12:01 by Me E Comments (0)  


   messageicon I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
←Rate | 04-17-2017 12:02 by Me E Comments (0)  


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