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   messageicon In Light Of BP's Recent Accident They Are Offering Everyone Free Oil. You Just Have To Come Pick It Up At Any Location In The Gulf Coast..
←Rate | 05-31-2010 20:53 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a good thing its Halloween already, The skeletons in my shed are starting to stink up the neighborhood!!
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:17 by mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ooook-lahoma, where the Earthquake comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the Tornado's come right behind the rain.!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:33 by mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm of the impression that women have mood swings... Some women on other hand have Mood Theme Parks and they carry their baggage with them the entire way!
←Rate | 06-12-2013 17:07 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Ariel Castro recently changed his Facebook status to 'Swinger' and now he wont return my phone calls!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 23:33 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life so don't be that person that uses stupid cliche's. That's what I'm sayin! You know what I mean??
←Rate | 09-08-2013 18:57 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  



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