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   messageicon forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more
←Rate | 12-26-2009 12:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight
←Rate | 12-27-2009 22:20 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough
←Rate | 01-04-2010 20:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream
←Rate | 01-14-2010 11:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
←Rate | 02-03-2010 00:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning I see the assasins failed
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army
←Rate | 02-12-2010 17:05 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
←Rate | 02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you
←Rate | 02-14-2010 23:14 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne
←Rate | 02-16-2010 00:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder
←Rate | 02-19-2010 21:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:22 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
←Rate | 02-27-2010 10:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


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