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   messageicon Today is world animal day...let's all take a moment of silence... and remember our Ex's
←Rate | 04-14-2011 03:25 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from woman : a little bit support and a little bit of freedom
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:41 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're waiting for him in his T-shirt, it's cute. But when he's waiting for you in your T-shirt, it's time to start worrying.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:01 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a girl by her makeup!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:24 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever die because of marijuana, mark on my grave, “I am too stoned to get up!”
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:27 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:29 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:26 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 14:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps it's mouth shut.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 15:03 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 15:08 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can I go for a walk? Mom: Yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 07:45 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


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