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   messageicon Twas the night before Christmas, and I have not a joke, just a bunch of these presents and now I am broke. I shall awake in the mornin and hear all the chatter, watch my children open gifts realizing the clothes dont matter. To all of you out there I wish
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:24 by Kelly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic
←Rate | 02-08-2011 06:52 by Kelly Comments (1)  


   messageicon i think jay z and beyonce child is gonna be the anti christ... i'm just saying
←Rate | 08-29-2011 00:18 by kelly Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Nobel Laureate Prof. Wangari Maathai....
←Rate | 09-26-2011 03:39 by Kelly Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how when a guy pees and at the end he shakes his thing to get the last drop out? Well, that's how much gas I got for $2.00.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 09:09 by Kelly Comments (0)  



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