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   messageicon standing outside with his pants down waiting for google earth to come take his picture.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 15:38 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shouldn't have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 14:08 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is leaving me because she says I'm a compulsive liar. I think she knows about me and Beyonce...
←Rate | 10-19-2011 20:55 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon China: 1.2 billion people. 50 last names.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 21:25 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how the ninja turtles wear masks. Way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or anything.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 21:26 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please take them off.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 21:28 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Theres no "I" in "team" but there are 5 in "individual brilliance."
←Rate | 10-20-2011 09:09 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont you hate when you open a bag of chips and its only 30% full? Thats how guys feel about push up bras.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 20:46 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon You obviously dont know me very well. I'm smiling, and your not running...
←Rate | 11-13-2011 19:48 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Student driver signs are like putting a dunce hat on your car.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 20:46 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom and dad, please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent 3 years making airplane noises with it.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 20:53 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:05 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: so doc, if I get this lung surgery, will I be able to do a backflip? Doc: yes, of course. Me: awesome, cuz I could never do that before.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:39 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put a ";)"face in a text message, I automatically assume your dtf.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 21:22 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel bad for kids nowadays that see a cool new toy on tv that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 15:19 by Katana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two days ago Lance Armstrong had 7 more Tour De Frances than me. This has been quite a comeback from me.
←Rate | 10-24-2012 05:56 by Katana Comments (0)  



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