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   messageicon Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
←Rate | 10-03-2013 08:14 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't hear from you at least every 2 hours, I will assume you hate me and the feeling shall be mutual. I can't control my crazy.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 13:24 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, I let myself go and gained all this weight to prevent other men from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you.
←Rate | 10-19-2013 04:54 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I question guys right in the middle of sex, like: 'Are you enjoying this? Have I been courteous & kind? Would you recommend me to a friend if we ever break up?'
←Rate | 10-27-2013 12:59 by Karen Comments (1)  


   messageicon My boyfriend better be glad he isn't real or there would have been a huge fight about the panties I found in my bed that I forgot were mine.
←Rate | 11-05-2013 12:54 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kisses are wet no matter which lips I use.
←Rate | 11-11-2013 01:11 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a girl, standing here...50 yards away, waiting for the restraining order to expire.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 07:08 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon So all I really wanna know is can I trust you with my heart and my butthole?
←Rate | 11-30-2013 06:09 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every pair of panties can be a thong if your ass is hungry enough.
←Rate | 12-03-2013 05:07 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet people at my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace.
←Rate | 12-05-2013 02:33 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
←Rate | 12-05-2013 03:01 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon The secret to success is in my bra.
←Rate | 12-06-2013 04:24 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the most dangerous/damaged when I'm quiet. When I'm yelling or b*tching there is still hope.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 05:39 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
←Rate | 12-17-2013 12:04 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
←Rate | 12-19-2013 12:53 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stepped right out in front of a smart car just now. I wasn't scared. A collision with my ass would destroy that thing.
←Rate | 12-22-2013 01:19 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat and I vomited together last night. I think I'm some kind of animal whisperer.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 10:59 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I ordered a salad and then ate all your fries.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 12:25 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I said I was good in the kitchen, I assumed you meant being bent over the dishwasher.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 12:56 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like, hey who is your hot friend.
←Rate | 01-02-2014 09:57 by Karen Comments (0)  



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