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   messageicon Must have finally caught "Beiber Fever", Every time I hear about this prick, I wanna puke...
←Rate | 07-03-2010 13:24 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got back from visiting the future, was disapointed you weren't there. Can't go into details, but please stay away from revolving doors, and bean dip.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 12:04 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Arby's today, and had a buddy hide in the trunk. When we got to the window to pickup our order, We had him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.I turned up the stereo, and handed the guy my money, and said loudly "I LOVE this song!!"
←Rate | 09-29-2010 18:48 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how you can make ANYTHING you say sound dirty, just by adding one of those "Air Quotation" gestures.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 19:22 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon For fun, I cut out jack-o-lantern, put it on my head, and went into stores, asking if they sold pumpkin pie. When the startled employees said yes, I would leave the store yelling "Murderer's!" over and over again.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 19:33 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about a man and his feet, That's why I don't find my fear of being raped by a clown irrational.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:10 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon For fun, I like to tase people at renissance fairs, it makes me feel like an evil wizard.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 03:40 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 23:04 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend's head...
←Rate | 07-08-2011 07:14 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dream: Own a beer company named responsibly. Then all the other beer companies do my advertising for me.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 19:33 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 04:42 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  



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