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   messageicon this status has been made from 90% recycled status posts. Just doing my part to keep Facebook Clean and clutter Free.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 21:05 by jason711 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trophies aren't meant to be put on a shelf, so sometimes I let my wife leave the house just to show off a little.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 21:42 by jason711 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm gonna wrap myself in a box, label it anywhere and see where I end up. I've always loved to gamble.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 18:11 by jason711 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard this guys phone ring at McD's, it said "Friend With Benefits Calling, Friend with Benefits Calling." I guess the chick had Health Insurance?
←Rate | 02-11-2011 21:21 by JASON711 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe this 30 days of 100° weather is the change Obama was talking about.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:53 by jason711 Comments (0)  



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