Intellectual Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Intellectual': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon A Higgs Boson walks into a church admiring the stained glass. A priest walks up and says," We don't allow your kind of particle in here." The Higgs Boson replies, " But without me, you can't have mass."
←Rate | 07-28-2015 09:11 by Intellectual Comments (0)  


   messageicon Argon and Neon walked into a bar and ordered drinks. The bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." They didn't react.
←Rate | 07-28-2015 09:13 by Intellectual Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Roman man walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
←Rate | 07-28-2015 09:15 by Intellectual Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left