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   messageicon his boss must think he's very motivational as he told me that everyone says they have to work twice as hard whenever I'm around.
←Rate | 03-13-2010 08:53 by GaryB Comments (1)  


   messageicon and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall... I'M AWESOME....I'M AWESOME
←Rate | 05-16-2010 21:08 by GARYB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife just came in to tell me about something that happened at work today and I asked her to hold on for a second as I grabbed a can of listening juice...I might need two.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:32 by garyb Comments (0)  


   messageicon My GPS says (estimated time of arrival), I see (TIme to beat)
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:16 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pissed...I signed up on Facebook almost a year ago and have not received a single phone call.
←Rate | 07-03-2010 09:36 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one good redeeming value of pedophiles is that they do drive slow through school zones.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 11:31 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon So happy Regis Philbin is finally retiring...I hear he's been trying to vacate his stool for years.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 11:10 by GaryB Comments (0)  



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