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   messageicon When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 16:25 by Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 16:29 by Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
←Rate | 06-24-2010 05:40 by Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust is like an eraser, smaller after every new mistake
←Rate | 06-03-2011 07:46 by Fred Comments (0)  



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