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   messageicon I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 07:47 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Shake Weight, Thanks for showing the ladies how it's done. Forever yours, Edward
←Rate | 04-14-2011 07:59 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man!!!
←Rate | 04-14-2011 07:59 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon You got 99 problems??well I got 99 bottles of beer on the wall that will solve everything
←Rate | 04-14-2011 08:00 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon No! for the last time stop asking if I am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 08:01 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain
←Rate | 05-25-2011 08:15 by EdStatus Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think I need glasses....everywhere I look people have two faces
←Rate | 05-29-2011 20:41 by Edstatus Comments (0)  



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