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   messageicon has decided instead of skinny dipping she'll go chunky dunking.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 21:15 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I got my Halloween costume.... SNOOKIE! I'll wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body Umpa Loompa Orange, walk around half naked, drunk and screaming "Do you know who I am?!? I'm Snookie Biotch!"
←Rate | 10-13-2010 09:05 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the days of He-Man, Ninja Turtles, Rainbow Brite, Pound Puppies and Pee Wee's Playhouse? Those Saturday mornings were worth getting up for....
←Rate | 10-16-2010 11:03 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good Effort! A Polite way to say "YOU SUCK!"
←Rate | 10-16-2010 12:31 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♪ It's a quarter after one; I'm a little drunk and I need you now....♪♫ Sounds just a tad better than it's 1:15, I'm Trashed & Horny let's get busy...
←Rate | 10-19-2010 13:35 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just imagine if we all actually became what we said we wanted to be when we grew up... The World would be full of Ninjas, Princess, Mermaids and Dragon Slayers....
←Rate | 10-24-2010 12:55 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon watchin' the Fall leaves dance in the wind..... Hopefully, their Waltz will end up in the neighbor's yard! : )~
←Rate | 10-25-2010 19:34 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon could easily become the "Crazy Cat Lady" for Halloween. I could wear my everyday clothes and pin all the neighborhood strays to them......
←Rate | 10-29-2010 17:39 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks instead of Jerry Springer using a Boxing Bell; he should just tie Cow Bells around all the Heifer's Necks....
←Rate | 11-02-2010 18:47 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never mind being "Popular" in High School.... Now there's Facebook...
←Rate | 11-10-2010 22:06 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gave my dogs the leftover turkey; now they're asleep beneath me with gas. Dog's ass... Not my idea of Aromatherapy...
←Rate | 12-01-2010 22:15 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Snap! Looked outside and there's white stuff all over the ground... Either it's snowing or Lindsay Lohan dropped her stash...
←Rate | 12-31-2010 13:03 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your status leaves a bad taste on my eyes...
←Rate | 01-28-2011 21:55 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon ☑ Just voted myself as Most Popular on Facebook... Can't wait for the Yearbook!
←Rate | 03-11-2011 22:37 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 17:32 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always thought saying "What crawled up your butt and died" was funny, until the day I met a man with a story about a weasel...
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:13 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your giving your all and your all isn't enough your giving it to the wrong person!!
←Rate | 11-09-2011 03:57 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new favorite way to flip people off is to put my middle finger to my forehead and say, "Look, I'm a Unicorn!" Yup. I'm that mature.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 16:31 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think today I'll stalk random strangers and tag myself as one of the people in the background of their vacation pics...
←Rate | 02-09-2013 07:28 by Donna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't quite get it when guys don't understand why a woman feels relieved when she takes her bra off... Let's see them under-wire their bad boys to their hips for a day.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 18:41 by Donna Comments (0)  



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