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   messageicon I don't drink; it dulls the drugs.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:16 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon God must love stupid people- he made so many!
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:18 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon TGIF- Thank God I'm female.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:19 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:22 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:23 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:28 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos
←Rate | 04-24-2012 07:58 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are
←Rate | 04-24-2012 08:01 by Devil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 08:12 by Devil Comments (0)  



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