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   messageicon If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here's a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
←Rate | 08-01-2013 06:35 by Depirts Comments (0)  


   messageicon All those hugs at the May-Pac fight last night should have been followed with the referee giving a swift kick to their butts.
←Rate | 05-03-2015 07:14 by Depirts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hated grade one because my teacher could never remember my name. What made it worse was that I was home schooled!
←Rate | 06-01-2015 14:52 by Depirts Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're only young once but you can be immature forever!
←Rate | 06-30-2015 11:23 by Depirts Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold out I walked into my bank and the tellers were wearing ski masks
←Rate | 01-07-2018 23:08 by Depirts Comments (0)  



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