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   messageicon If woman are not suppose to cook then why did god naturally put milk and eggs in your body?
←Rate | 10-23-2009 14:16 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women should come with a log book of past activities
←Rate | 09-25-2010 18:40 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like a deck of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to bash his head in with... and a spade to bury him with.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:33 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the Lovers are french and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:35 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation where a boy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Does everyone get my explanation or do you all need a demonstration?
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:35 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  



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