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   messageicon Took off all the straws on my kids Capri Suns and threw them out the window on my way to work.....THUG LIFE!!
←Rate | 07-19-2011 09:44 by DaInfamousLexxx Comments (0)  


   messageicon One packet of Kool-Aid 10 cents, one pitcher to put the Kool-Aid $2.00, drinking all the Kool-Aid and putting the almost empty container back in the fridge and having the wife blame and b*tch out the kids for it, PRICELESS
←Rate | 08-02-2011 10:09 by DaInfamousLexxx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies keep saying "Save the TaTa's" as their Breast Cancer Awareness slogan. I will do my part then ladies so text me a pic of those tittays and I will save them to my phone!
←Rate | 10-16-2011 14:51 by DaInfamousLexxx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't borrow vinegar from your neighbor if they have to get the bottle out of the bathroom!
←Rate | 06-26-2012 07:56 by DaInfamousLexxx Comments (0)  



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