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   messageicon Things haven't changed since the the Garden Of Eden. Women are still offering men a bite of the forbidden fruit, and when they oblige, all hell breaks loose, the only difference is that now, the man is the bad guy.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 09:32 by Da Lort Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized the one single thing that would preclude me from becoming a biker. I bathe.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 09:05 by Da Lort Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't judge you because your opinion differs from mine. I judge you because your opinion is imbecilic.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 10:02 by Da Lort Comments (0)  



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