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   messageicon giving you his home made yule log this season. I'm mmmmmaking it nnnnow. I'll get it to you when I get out of the bathroom.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 19:29 by dj twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say that if life throws you lemons, throw them back or make lemonade. But them b*stards never said anything about if life kicks you in the balls. Yeah, there's no recovery from that one!
←Rate | 01-14-2010 18:23 by DJ_Twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon this just in....former President Clinton is in the hospital with heart complications. Guess being a pu$$y hound caught up to him.
←Rate | 02-11-2010 16:56 by DJ Twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon a really bad case of the fuckits today!
←Rate | 02-15-2010 18:13 by DJ Twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon told that he had great potential but applied himself innappropriately. To my responce....Thanks?!
←Rate | 03-05-2010 13:07 by DJ Twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmas
←Rate | 12-15-2010 18:15 by DJ Twiztid Comments (2)  


   messageicon I would like to take this moment of silence for the black eyed peas career.... (grunting.... plop.... flush)
←Rate | 02-07-2011 21:29 by DJ Twiztid Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Singles Discrimination Day!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:50 by DJ Twiztid Comments (0)  



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