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   messageicon It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 19:31 by dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 19:32 by dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon if they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 19:32 by dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 19:33 by dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every day above ground is a good day.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 10:13 by Dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some days you tame the tiger. And some days the tiger has you for lunch.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 11:06 by DC Comments (0)  

   messageicon "May your beer always be dry and your women always moist."
←Rate | 06-04-2012 19:33 by DC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just found out that all the people who say "You haven't changed a bit" have been lying to me. :)
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:37 by Dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon No you're mom was so last Friday night...
←Rate | 10-22-2013 20:34 by DC Comments (0)  

   messageicon When one door closes another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 12:21 by DC Comments (0)  

   messageicon How embarrassing. First day of Chinese New Year, and I just wrote "Dog" on a check instead of "Pig".
←Rate | 02-05-2019 14:32 by DC Comments (1)  

   messageicon I would imagine I'll react with double the glee when Sleepy Joe dies as you clowns feel about Rush.
←Rate | 02-17-2021 22:35 by DC Comments (0)  


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