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   messageicon friends don't let friends drink with Ben Roethlisberger.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 00:24 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon no keys were harmed in the making of this status quote.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 00:28 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Rambo had a gay son would his name be Rambutt?
←Rate | 04-21-2010 19:33 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw clash of the titans last night, my mother in law won the battle.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 19:49 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its my day to protect and Serve. Protecting the donuts and serving the coffee is my specialty.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 20:14 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken
←Rate | 04-22-2010 02:09 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. We are facebook.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 00:03 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought about staying home from work today but then I remembered the thousands of people on welfare are depending on me, I owe I owe its off to work I go.....
←Rate | 05-04-2010 01:12 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Ones who make things happen, ones who watch things happen, and ones who wondered what happened.....
←Rate | 05-13-2010 19:07 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future....
←Rate | 05-17-2010 23:50 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????
←Rate | 05-19-2010 00:09 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just descovered 3 words to make any teenager run in terror. "Time To Clean".....
←Rate | 05-22-2010 00:47 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son has been sitting at the computer for so long I almost watered him today..........
←Rate | 05-23-2010 00:17 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Bathroom scale just did 0 to 235 in 3 seconds, who needs a sports car? Wow thats fast........
←Rate | 05-25-2010 00:16 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks it is amazing how a spider the size of my thumbnail can make a woman move faster then Bruce Lee on steroids and scream louder then a horror flick chick.....
←Rate | 06-03-2010 21:21 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can get one person to smile then your day was worth while.............
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:38 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wants to find something else for my dryer to eat besides one of every sock.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 03:11 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Help me, My stomach is eating my throat.......this is a job for pizza man....
←Rate | 06-29-2010 21:48 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......
←Rate | 07-09-2010 02:53 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon Did 4000 eyelid lifts today.......I am tired. time for bed.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 03:00 by Corey C Comments (0)  



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