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   messageicon The world will go to war over anything. The mess in Brussels right now. I mean, how important are sprouts. really.
←Rate | 03-22-2016 11:43 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (2)  


   messageicon Having fun driving the OCD girls on FB crazy who poke back in a nano second and will keep doing it till I stop.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 14:29 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you, ladies. For shaving your pits, legs, bikini,and face. Thank you for makeup and clothes that shape you, and hold it all in. Thank you for face-lifts, tummy tucks, implants and lipo. Sincerely, Us Fake Men.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 14:35 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I was Country, when Country wasn't cool." Newsflash. It still isn't.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 11:30 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Democratic and Republican parties that we once knew no longer exist. Extremists to the left of me, control freaks to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with broads.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 11:55 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:09 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone ever notice the pro abortion crowd looks like they never "get any" in the first place?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 12:51 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you want to get a bead on how cuckoo women are, just look at your fb newsfeed.
←Rate | 01-31-2017 13:30 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Obama likes surfing. That PROVES he's more in touch with his white side. Blacks are afraid of the water.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 10:25 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  



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