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   messageicon just spent 30 minutes entering ridiculous symptoms into WebMD and it diagnosed me as having no life and being immature. Pshhh!
←Rate | 06-09-2011 12:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does homeowner's insurance cover Kool-Aid Man damage?
←Rate | 06-22-2011 19:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only speak to telemarketers when they refer to me as 'Your Highness' and if they keep taking off a piece of clothing every 30 seconds.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 18:22 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a doctor's note to excuse the rotten stench I leave in people's bathrooms.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 18:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the g-string is any indicator, the g-spot is somewhere near the anus.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 19:26 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you say your grandpa is looking down at you and smiling I'm just going to assume you also have one of those mean drunken roof grandpas.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 07:57 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I'll pick up my dog's poop this time since you're having a yardsale and all.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 09:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone tells me smoking is harmful, I throw my cigarette down and say "Serious? There, I've just quit! Quick let's go warn the others!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 08:47 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never seen Scarface, but I have quoted the "little friend" line at some really inappropriate times.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 08:50 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the origin to the phrase, "When the sh!t hits the fan," is one heck of a story.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 09:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon My million dollar idea: "Homework-flavored" dog food.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 11:29 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon To prevent addiction, candy companies are forced to insert the yellow ones.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate that disapproving look George Washington is giving me on the $1 bill. As if to say "You're making bad choices."
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:27 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ice cream man has been turning his music off on our block since the day we paid with a protein-crusted sock full of corroded pennies.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:30 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What have I done?!! Everybody run!!" -Inventor of the boomerang
←Rate | 06-28-2011 10:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon All dogs go to heaven. All cats go to purr-gatory.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 21:26 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 21:14 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I watch this Spider walk across my floor, I wonder if his Spidey senses are telling him, he's f*cked
←Rate | 07-06-2011 21:16 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 18:43 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:04 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


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