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   messageicon you have permission to update my status to "is dead" when my time comes
←Rate | 06-10-2011 13:51 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy TGIF to all you hardworking homemakers...(hey, its cheaper than flowers)
←Rate | 06-24-2011 12:34 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status update is from my friend Josiah. He's Amish and never really gets to give a status update : / "Hey, I'm good." ~ Josiah
←Rate | 07-12-2011 16:20 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to be carried bathed and shampooed. Like a princess or a quadriplegic :-/
←Rate | 08-31-2011 23:10 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon ttention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 18:08 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey there "young" ones, before you go "setting the world on fire", how 'bout you just concentrate on NOT fcking up my order at the driv-through...thanks.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 15:20 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon _ I'll bet if it ever really rained cats and dogs, Bob Barker would be pissed because who's gonna neuter them all?
←Rate | 08-16-2012 15:31 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oooooh, It's SHARK week and NOT "shart" week...embarrassing :/
←Rate | 08-16-2012 15:40 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of writing "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all my e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 15:42 by BGT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:14 by BGT Comments (0)  



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