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   messageicon I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:37 by Anita2010 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm great in bed.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:42 by Anita2010 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Then god said: how can I make men act stupid?...then he created women.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:45 by Anita2010 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spit on a hotdog before eating it. I think I need to cut back on the por n.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:57 by Anita2010 Comments (0)  



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