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   messageicon A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 18:45 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Hostess made Watermelon and Fried Chicken Twinkies if there would have been a bail out?
←Rate | 11-16-2012 20:02 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait. No more deep-fried Twinkies at the fair? Now how am I supposed to kill myself??
←Rate | 11-18-2012 15:04 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who live in Orlando that go to Disney World are more ret@rded than New Yorkers who visit the Statue Of Liberty.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 20:08 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single White Female, 29, into moshing, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 23:35 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 07:02 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Young lady, what's your blood type? "Uh, fahv nine, paints on da groun....gold toofs...and his hands on his nut$!"
←Rate | 11-26-2012 21:22 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more ridiculous than Lindsay Lohan's antics, are those who are obsessed with them.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 19:53 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bacon jokes are so played. $hut up already and just go buy some.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 20:13 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey you know those Whitman's Samplers? I had a candy out of one called a Chocolate Truffle". I really dug the sample. So like, where do I get the big fu*ker?
←Rate | 12-14-2012 07:19 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a good cry... I think I'll go weigh myself.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 09:55 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon 364 shopping days 'til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 20:52 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say I'm done with a facebook chat, that doesn't mean you can keep typing for another 20 minutes. It means I'M DONE CHATTING!
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:51 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men Eve could have married, and she didn't have to hear about how well Adam’s mother cooked.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 19:00 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love New England!!! (Clam Chowder)
←Rate | 01-13-2013 16:39 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon As far as I'm concerned, it was false advertising. When I transferred funds to the seller, I had no idea that I was buying a dog, not a candy factory. Chocolate Lab indeed....
←Rate | 01-18-2013 20:20 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think of a number between 68 and 70....
←Rate | 01-27-2013 13:29 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."
←Rate | 02-10-2013 07:09 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to know who Jimmy Fallon blew to get his late night TV show.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 20:24 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon March. In like a lion, out like a...hang on...wind chill of 34 degrees here in Orlando right now?....Okay....in like a lion, out like a Honey badger.
←Rate | 03-27-2013 09:07 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


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