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   messageicon When they cut up carrots for frozen mixed vegetables,they get all these perfect squares.What do they do with the curved part?I spent the better part of a night trying to reconstruct one from the bag and there were no pointy ends either.
←Rate | 08-21-2012 10:26 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will no longer use Facebook as a vehicle for being a wise ass.I will use it to uplift,edify and educate,as it was intended.
←Rate | 08-21-2012 10:28 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went out and mercifully shot my tomato plants this morning. It was the right thing to do. They were so sick and the government wouldn't help me because I am not legally a farmer....the one died right away, but the second took two bullets.
←Rate | 07-20-2013 10:47 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A memory of grade school math just popped into my head. The images I associated with the alligator eating the larger numbers still haunt me!
←Rate | 09-05-2013 10:19 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hand lettered this. Does it look real?
←Rate | 09-06-2013 08:56 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of these days I will burst into flames, like Ghost Rider, and steal the souls of those who toss cig butts out of moving vehicles.
←Rate | 09-06-2013 09:48 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should have yelled "timberrrr" before I dropped that log 💩
←Rate | 09-13-2013 14:12 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to sit quietly in my room today and think about what I did
←Rate | 10-02-2014 09:08 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: when you're watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don't suggest potential additional wives.
←Rate | 10-26-2014 22:41 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  



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