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   messageicon Distance never separates two hearts that really care
←Rate | 11-27-2010 12:08 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buy condoms or play with yourself ! World Aids Day 2010
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:09 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected
←Rate | 12-26-2010 11:18 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask, before you even try, you're getting some
←Rate | 12-26-2010 11:20 by AC Comments (2)  


   messageicon I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:56 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:58 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are still alive today only because it's against the law to kill them
←Rate | 03-24-2011 14:38 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what sucks? Having a dream so realistic you have to think hard if it really happened or not. o_O
←Rate | 03-24-2011 14:46 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being with the wrong people is like wearing shoes that are too tight. It's so hard to fit in, and it hurts like hell in the end.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 07:12 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to forget someone who once beat the crap out of you is like trying to remember someone you never met
←Rate | 03-25-2011 07:16 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 08:38 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ultimate feeling of opening a jar that everyone else struggled with......Ohhh Yeeaaaa!!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 07:50 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 08:31 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, lets yahoo it"....Sincerely Google
←Rate | 06-03-2011 08:05 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."
←Rate | 08-22-2011 11:06 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irene knocked out my power and I suppose it wasnt the best idea to eat all of the food in my fridge before it goes bad. I just had some warm apple juice and icecream soup and now I am pregnant with a vicious food baby. I predict birth in about 20mins.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 18:20 by Ac Comments (0)  



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