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   messageicon Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 11:33 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:31 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:52 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence
←Rate | 06-08-2010 14:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You were born as an original. Don't die as a copy
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:32 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're al the same
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:52 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio
←Rate | 06-11-2010 02:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:41 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:44 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:46 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 'We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse
←Rate | 07-02-2010 11:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young
←Rate | 07-02-2010 12:45 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 12:47 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Has anybody ever enjoyed moving ever? I now hate our mattress.
←Rate | 07-03-2010 09:22 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feel bad for eating sushi at my desk in front of my goldfish.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 18:32 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some families can trace their ancestry back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 14:01 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know what happens to little boys who continually interrupt? They grow up and make a fortune doing TV commercials.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 14:25 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Appearances can be deceiving - a dollar bill looks the same as it did twenty-five years ago.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 15:07 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
←Rate | 07-08-2010 13:53 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


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