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   messageicon Got "White Boy Wasted" last night..  it's only right I go see The Hangover Part II today..  :)
←Rate | 05-28-2011 13:08 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
←Rate | 11-21-2011 14:31 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you..
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:02 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a butterfly today with no wings, so I poured red bull on it and BAMMMM... it died :(
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:07 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls want a fairy tale relationship, guys want a happy ending. ;)
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:12 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you close your eyes when you're at the gym, it sounds like you're in a porno..
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:13 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
←Rate | 11-22-2011 14:16 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you're feeling down, I'll be there to feel you up. ♥
←Rate | 11-23-2011 22:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making girls who "aren't like that," like that. All Day, Every day.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 14:20 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have a "friend" we don't even like..
←Rate | 12-01-2011 01:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all shlts and giggles till someone giggles and shlts..
←Rate | 12-03-2011 03:31 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Them gas prices going down like White girls in a college town!
←Rate | 06-15-2012 14:59 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always keep an emergency $25 gift card in my back pocket for those unexpected gifts that I get from people I wasn't expecting to get a gift from..
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:26 by @ronniechapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl I would strap 45 lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 10:57 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:34 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boat on land. Worst escape vehicle ever.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 20:51 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my phone charger. I had to do what most people would have done... turn back around and go get it.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 11:56 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 19:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear sluts, This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt. Just kidding, show me your tiitties
←Rate | 09-04-2013 20:51 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  



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