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   messageicon Life is like an iPhone, it's only as fun as the apps you have downloaded!!!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:42 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just realized how sad it is when people watch reality tv rather than going out and having a reality!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got my Sketcher shape-ups now I'm gonna get in shape without ever going to the gym
←Rate | 04-28-2010 18:48 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of going thru all the trouble of getting in shape I think I'll just adopt a catchey nickname like "THE OVER WEIGHT LOVER HEAVY J"
←Rate | 04-29-2010 17:55 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just watched "fourth kind", I think I need to go to church!
←Rate | 05-01-2010 18:48 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cinco de mayo is the celebration of Mexico kicking the repo mans(France) a$$ who they owed money to and winning! It's true look it up!
←Rate | 05-01-2010 23:41 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 01:11 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was watching Bon Jovi unplugged was how I was gonna start this update til I realized I was admitting to watching Bon Jovi Unplugged!
←Rate | 05-04-2010 20:07 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does any1 else find it wierd that in the movie "twilight new moon" there are 4 boys running around in the woods shirtless together?!
←Rate | 05-05-2010 01:31 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lawrence Taylor quote: "I'm not a rapist but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"
←Rate | 05-10-2010 19:43 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!
←Rate | 05-11-2010 23:35 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I got out of having to hang with the inlaws by going to work. Good trade I say!
←Rate | 05-14-2010 22:02 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night I said to the wife let's get rated R. So I pulled down my pants and she cussed and punched me in the face.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 13:05 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 00:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've bin so stressed lately I can't wait to get home and "bust a nut" and by "bust a nut" I mean I hope the wife bought pistachios!
←Rate | 05-20-2010 00:08 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watched Justin Beiber preform tonight on Amercan Idol and realized there is one thing worse than eternal hell....being Justin Beiber's background singer!
←Rate | 05-20-2010 00:51 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With "Lost" and "American Idol" finished what am I supposed to do with my life, I guess I'll go enjoy that hot orange thing in the sky!
←Rate | 06-01-2010 20:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe I paid $6 for diahrea thanks Taco Bell!
←Rate | 06-02-2010 14:10 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The two Garden of Eden rules: 1 Dont eat of the fruit of the tree of good and evil, 2 don't put that thing in her mouth!
←Rate | 06-04-2010 18:58 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching "bang for your buck" on hgtv not what I thought it was!
←Rate | 06-12-2010 00:38 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


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