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   messageicon I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 22:08 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Show me a man that doesn't cheat and I'll show you a woman who minds her own business
←Rate | 03-16-2010 01:39 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon They should make women wear red wrist bands at the club if they're on their period so the fellas will know if she's worth buying drinks for all night
←Rate | 03-29-2010 21:16 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people feel the need to let everyone know that they are deleting numbers out of their phone........Like I really give a FUGG
←Rate | 03-30-2010 22:42 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the road to success, and whoever in my way.............ROADKILL.......
←Rate | 03-31-2010 13:12 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two eyebrows are better than one.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 12:05 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a sign outside a church today it said: "The most powerful position, is on your knees..." *naughty thought*
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:39 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:42 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, I see you're playing hard to get... I'm gonna play walk away.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:44 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:46 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I call you sunshine.... not because you rise in the am; but because you go down at night.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 08:47 by @teewuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?
←Rate | 09-23-2010 19:01 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember the first time you were ther leader of the line in kindergarten?........ That was the SHIZNITT!!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 19:05 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook was down for a couple of hours today. Yep. Nine months from now, there's going to be a lot of babies born.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:01 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never knew what a sweet dream was.... Until I fell asleep thinking about you...”
←Rate | 09-23-2010 22:58 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bought a CD of ice cream van music.Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.”
←Rate | 09-24-2010 11:55 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Save water... shower with me!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:53 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I did not fall! The floor looked sad, so I gave it a hug!!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:55 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do I know that Facebook is a woman? Well a man would never ask "Whats on your mind?" Would he?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:56 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets play post office... You lick and I'll deliver.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 13:15 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


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