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   messageicon If I ever do drag... My stage name is going to be Amber Alert.. That way I'll have everyone looking out for me
←Rate | 01-10-2012 10:27 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know.. Ive lost so many guy friends by askin a simple question.." Do you have twitter?"
←Rate | 01-11-2012 23:48 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Walking around with a clipboard and suit on..Makes me feel very important...Even tho I'm not doing anything besides just walking around.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 11:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forget all your "friends" on Facebook.. Wait until your dead and see how many "friends" really show up at your funeral
←Rate | 01-18-2012 13:56 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i tell ya... Its been one hell of a start for 2012...
←Rate | 01-18-2012 23:20 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My voice is so gay an awkward sounding.. I make it deeper at work on the phone or over the PA system to sound like "one of the guys"
←Rate | 01-19-2012 21:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And some people wonder why their test grades are so low.. Or jobs suck so much.. Well when your names DaWanda IDGAFCHOOCHOOTRAIN Jonez.. On your application...NEXT!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 23:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know if you add the word t!tty to the end of some of your sentences... It just seem to flow right in.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 22:00 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever watched you sister or gf actually play a fightin game? Its like watchin a cat on ice playin with bubble wrap.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 22:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:05 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next time a girl pisses you off... Just tell her your guna slap the sh!t out of her t!tt!es.. Wait for her facial reaction to change.. And then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:07 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A good man will admit when hes wrong.. A really good man will change the subject... Without the other party even realizing it..
←Rate | 01-29-2012 20:40 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think its safe to say.. We all have that one co-worker that doesnt know when to STFU!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 08:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know its a sad epidemic when"MILFS" are now considered "Barely Legal" in the porn industry..
←Rate | 02-02-2012 12:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I use to be a tight end... Now I'm a wide reciever!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:15 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:46 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


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