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   messageicon Lets run away together ... LOL, jk I have asthma!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Announcing that you need to pee just because it feels necessary.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:27 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I shout the wrong answer out in class with confidence
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Is there gonna be food?" "Yup!" "Ok I'm on my way"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom said to me "Guess whose washing the dishes tonight?!"...I Soulja boyd her & said "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see your face, there's nothing that I would change. LOL JK, I'd change the direction I'm walking in.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon In bed it's 6am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school it's 11:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 11:30
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Someone Asks For Candy That I'm Eating, I Give Them The Flavor I Don't Like
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:04 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Feeling You Get When You're Paying For Something And Can't Find Your Money...
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When People Say, "When I Was Little I..." And I'm Just Sitting There Awkwardly Like, "I Still Do That"....
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon #iwasntthatDrunk "Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich!"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 16:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 17:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested
←Rate | 10-23-2011 17:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "OMG your fake tan looks so good!" LOL JK, it looks like you got raped by an orange
←Rate | 10-24-2011 15:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey, what's up?" "Gas prices." "You know what I mean, like.. What's crackin'?" "Nutshells." "Really? Fine. What's poppin'?" "Corn."
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I will just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if your adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life will not be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you ;P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


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