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   messageicon It's so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 19:58 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know men have PMS, too? Yeah, Piss and Moan Syndrome.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:42 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:58 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Which would make a better theme song for Anthony Weiner?: You Can't Touch This or Pants on the Ground or my personal favorite, Here We Go Again?"
←Rate | 07-23-2013 21:30 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is no longer a box of chocolates, I ate them all.
←Rate | 07-25-2013 10:19 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon If America was a car, our "Check President" warning light would be on!!
←Rate | 07-25-2013 21:45 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sounds like "PimpJuice" needs to take a refresher course in Pimpology 101
←Rate | 07-26-2013 11:11 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could be nice... but I hear the operation is expensive.
←Rate | 07-30-2013 12:07 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing the "I'm thinking really hard face" when the BIG corporate boss looks at you during a meeting.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 20:17 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patience is not a virtue! It's a gift. I am not gifted.
←Rate | 08-01-2013 20:45 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullsh*t too, it swims in shallow people.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 18:48 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Need to get my butt in gear but I think my clutch is broken.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 19:26 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't do it, that is why it didn't get done. :)
←Rate | 08-02-2013 21:58 by @Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  



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