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   messageicon Sick of all the iPhone ads? There's an app for that.
←Rate | 10-20-2009 08:56 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon People say I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
←Rate | 10-26-2009 03:42 by @Felesar Comments (1)  

   messageicon ust read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them.
←Rate | 10-26-2009 03:45 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon puts the pro in procrastinate
←Rate | 10-26-2009 03:51 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Norton Shores, Michigan - a teenage girl had her neck bit by the young man sitting in front of her during a screening of the new Twilight movie. So caught up, he committed to being a vampire. Don't even ask what happened when he saw Brokeback Mountain
←Rate | 11-26-2009 09:52 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know that look women get right before they want to have sex? Me neither.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 03:03 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy St. Patrick's Day: May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Cheers
←Rate | 03-17-2011 02:02 by @Felesar Comments (0)  


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