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   messageicon starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
←Rate | 04-28-2009 10:31 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
←Rate | 04-20-2009 23:56 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:28 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes he could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict.
←Rate | 04-22-2009 23:49 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in..
←Rate | 10-02-2012 09:34 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks cell phone companies need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:53 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if there is a connection beween Jennifer Hudson's Weight loss & Hostess filing Chapter 11
←Rate | 01-16-2012 20:59 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger finished Yesterday with a 69. There has got to be a joke in there somewhere.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 08:07 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh christ it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 03:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash Mob. My Place....bring Wrapping paper!
←Rate | 12-23-2011 06:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes it on the floor, next to the bed, so she doesn't forget it it when I kick her out in the morning
←Rate | 10-06-2010 09:38 by Vybe Comments (2)  


   messageicon blames everyone for his problems."Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him".
←Rate | 10-09-2012 20:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife
←Rate | 04-06-2009 16:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to go out on a limb here...I think there is a very good possibility Gaddafi just might be the one on hallucinogenic drugs...just sayin!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:44 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard Anderson Cooper announced he's gay. Don't worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 13:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:51 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????
←Rate | 07-22-2009 09:11 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking if your relationship Status says "It's complicated". Stop kidding yourself and change it to Single!
←Rate | 11-14-2009 15:54 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!
←Rate | 06-15-2012 18:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  



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