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   messageicon I just bought some wallpaper and I'm making it listen to Justin Bieber. Maybe it will hang itself.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 16:51 by timouthy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 00:05 by timouthy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ....Nothing says "F@#K YOU" better than "your call has been forwarded to automatic voice message center"
←Rate | 08-22-2012 01:33 by timouthy Comments (0)  


   messageicon .Been staring at this cardinal in my tree outside my window... If he don't get down in the next five minutes, I'm calling the f@#king church!
←Rate | 08-13-2012 04:56 by timouthy Comments (0)  


   messageicon .Bullying Support Group meeting, tonight at 8pm. You'd better f@#king be there.
←Rate | 04-21-2012 16:53 by timouthy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I am filling up my car with gas, I like to take the antenna off the car challenge the person at the next pump over to a f@#king sword fight.
←Rate | 08-20-2012 12:34 by timouthy Comments (0)  



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