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   messageicon Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that's what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
←Rate | 09-14-2010 15:13 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn't have to wear a dress.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 16:49 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want World Peace?? Replace oxygen with Helium. Who could stay mad at someone that sounds like a Chipmunk?!?
←Rate | 07-11-2010 10:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black History Month reminded me that Peanut Butter was invented by a black guy...I Assume "Chunky" was in reference to his White Girlfriend...
←Rate | 02-05-2011 12:07 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:37 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 13:36 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 words have opened alot of doors for me....Push and Pull....
←Rate | 09-12-2010 13:06 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
←Rate | 06-30-2010 23:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the person on the other end of the phone is comfortable with you when you can hear the toilet flushing.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 13:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:58 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm always hearing stories of people posting "Inappropriate" pics on Facebook....Why are none of YOU showing me nude pics my friends????
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:35 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person that first took a Peanut, covered it with Chocolate and a Candy Coat and Stamped a "M" on it....THANK YOU!!!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 16:38 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK...I have 20 Bowls and 20 Lids...Not NONE of the dang things match!!
←Rate | 09-09-2010 19:25 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard there was a perfect woman at every corner of the world....Unfortunately, the world is ROUND!!!!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 20:08 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Adam should have spent more than just a rib......Just saying...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 22:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing I knew all my Facebook friends....Some seem pretty cool...Sure hope I meet them someday....
←Rate | 07-22-2010 08:56 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:39 by greg2missy Comments (0)  



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