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   messageicon When I walk out naked to get the paper.. Squirrels are in awe
←Rate | 06-10-2010 20:27 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I said I would never watch another 3-D movie after watching "Dirk Diggler" in Boogie Nights 3-D but Toy Story 3 kicked ass!
←Rate | 06-20-2010 20:17 by gmcclellan Comments (1)  


   messageicon looking at a Justin Bieber pic and beating my stuff like it owed me money! She is hot
←Rate | 05-26-2010 20:20 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon went in to Zoomers tonight for a pack of gum and the clerk asked if I had gas? I told her I did earlier but I was feeling fine now. Some people do not have a sense of humor
←Rate | 05-20-2010 22:05 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing situps with a stomach virus isn't the smartest thing I have ever done! Time to call in CSI to get this mess cleaned up
←Rate | 06-23-2010 20:13 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have received many kind wishes for my birthday and want to thank all those who have called, sent FB messages,texts or e-mails they are really appreciated. Special thanks to my wife for renting the Aunt Bee costume and rubber sheets for my bed time gift
←Rate | 04-28-2010 22:30 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a nice little stomach bug last night. I must have gone to the bathroom at least 30 times today. Now I know how Jake Gyllenhaal must have felt crawling out of that tent the next morning.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 20:12 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm out like Obama in 3 years. Nite all!
←Rate | 04-14-2010 22:32 by GMcClellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will accept this award for Shikira tonight because she was busted by the TSA for trying to smuggle her own ass into the country
←Rate | 11-21-2010 20:53 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a die hard 80's fan I really hate what is going on with Brett Michaels. Doctors can't seem to find out what is going on in his head. They might want to check his other head. After Rock of Love all the answers could lie there.. Just sayin
←Rate | 04-25-2010 22:34 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  



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