Pshh Funny Status Messages

   Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad that you were willing to fight their whole family??

   Has once again found why murder should be legal.

   You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

   I feel a sin comin on....

   Rejection is tough, I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night.

   NO officer, I did not hit her, I simply FIST pumped her face.

   Wonder's how far you could kick a midget?