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   messageicon I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight
←Rate | 12-27-2009 22:20 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 02:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:26 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder
←Rate | 03-17-2010 23:32 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning I see the assasins failed
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army
←Rate | 02-12-2010 17:05 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he's making noises with his gum
←Rate | 10-21-2013 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:03 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids
←Rate | 03-21-2010 19:43 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more
←Rate | 12-26-2009 12:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
←Rate | 02-03-2010 00:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 20:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail
←Rate | 04-16-2010 22:41 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
←Rate | 02-27-2010 10:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:02 by Luka Comments (0)  



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